please pick only one post size!

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

image

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

Welcome to the artRAVE! Now Performing…Lady Gaga!

Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

rhydonmyhardon:

the furries are now adapting to aquatic warfare is no place safe?

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

the-average-gatsby:

an accurate representation of me trying to deal with the problems in my life